Sex Application
Application For Sex
Application For a Piece of Ass
Name:______________________
City:______________________
State:_____________________
Age:__________ Phone:______________
Social Security Number:_______________
Hair Color:__________
Real Hair Color:____________
Eye Color:___________
Dentures: __________
Weight: _________
Height:___________
Waist Size: __________
Breast or Bra Size: __________
Marital Status:
Married___________
Single______________
Divorced:_________ Other__________
Any known of STD's? [Please list all]
_____________________________________
Are Your Breasts Real? ____________
Do You Like Them: [Check all that apply]
Sucked_________ Chewed__________ Kissed____________
Caressed__________ Squeezed________ Licked_________
Other_____
All of the Above____________
Can You Stay Out Late? _____________
How Late?_____________
All Night? _________ Several Days? ___________
Do You Like To Have Sex And Be Screwed All Night? ____________
How Often? __________
Do You Like Oral Sex? _____________
Lower Extremeties can be summed up as:
Small ________ Medium __________
Large ____________ Extra Large __________
While Screwing Do You: [Check all that apply]
Faint______ Fart______ Cry______ Moan______
Hum______ Whistle______ Scream_______ Sing_______
Scratch___________ Just Lay There_________
All of the Above_____________________
List the Top 3 Positions You Like the Best:
1)______________
2)______________
3)______________
When You Cum Do You: [Check all that apply]
Wiggle______ Wobble__________
Twist_______ Jerk_________ Scream________
Cry________ Just Start Humping Like Hell___________
How fast do you like it?
Fast_________ Super Fast__________ Slow__________
All Night____________ All Speeds___________
How Many Times? _________________
How Long Do You Like To Screw At
One Interval? ___________________________
If You Have Screwed Before, Give Two(2) References
(Not Immediate Family)
Name:______________ Address:______________
Phone:__________ Credit Card #__________________
Name:______________ Address:______________
Phone:__________ Credit Card #__________________
Would your service be Free of Charge?_______
If Application Is Favorable, And If Not Free,
What Are Your Charges For:
One Night_________ One Hour____________
Muff Burger Special or Blow Job?___________
What Credit Cards Will You Accept?
Master Card_____ VISA______ Am. Express_______
Sears________ JC Penney's___________
All of the Above________ Others_________
Comments __________________________
Thank you for filling out our application. Please copy/paste this into an email and email it to:
GodAtHisComputer@yahoo.com
Thank You, and I hope to be doing business with you very soon.